Friday, July 14, 2006

a nice little earner

the windows in the ladies toilet of the very worthy organization i work for are opaque from the inside, but transparent from the outside.

people can lounge in the newly built roof terrace meeting-room and toilet-spot the girls as we go for our hourly whatevers (staring longingly at the mirror with accompanying multiple sighing not an uncommon activity)

i think the builders must have cooked up a deal with senior management, so that -- as my school's clearly right-on male director told me once when i complained about having to wear skirts instead of trousers -- they have "something to admire and smile about" while they sit discussing the latest human rights disaster in the world.

2 comments:

  1. At my annual performance review a couple of months ago I was fined £25 for:

    Wearing Converse trainers to work (despite the fact that 2 female members of staff also do this without action)
    Wearing black jeans (despite 3 female members of staff doing this. 2 of them wear blue jeans too - also forbidden to me)
    Not shaving every day.

    The reason is apparently that women can carry these things off, not men. It's a fashion thing. With men, apparently, it just looks...wrong for work.

    I have a clean ironed shirt every morning. Bath every day (shower is too much standing up for me). I have a perfect 'customer service' record - whatever that is. And, more to the point, I have had not one complaint from customers or staff at my appearance.

    I'll give 'em the shaving thing - I just hate doing it every day so there's stubble 2 days out of 7. But it's not like I've a beard like Giant Haystacks (RIP).

    But this whole 'fashion' thing...Grrr.

    (I wasn't shouting just now...honest...)

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  2. Why would you complain about having to wear skirts to school?

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