Showing posts with label badness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label badness. Show all posts

Monday, August 06, 2007

bad person

bad person sits on top of a mountain concentrating on the three tasks that were assigned to them by someone long ago:

1 - to pretend to have dreams and to pretend to try to follow them
2 - to pretend to care about others when really they have no feelings either way
3 - to judge others for not dreaming or caring enough

bad husband

bad husband didn't realize he had got married until it was too late. so he just sits there, looking dumb, making her feel it's all her fault.

bad worker

bad worker comes to meetings, organizes agendas, sets out tasks, reassures colleagues, makes timetables, writes proposals, and then goes to their desk and plays tetris until it's time to go home. (late, of course, bad worker is always the last one to leave the office)

bad wife

bad wife didn't notice that the food was burning until the whole kitchen was on fire. and then she took one look, untied her apron, slowly wiped her hands and walked away fixing her hair, never looking back.

bad friend

bad friend won't chat to you if their favourite TV programme is on. and they will lie to you. just to get you off the phone.

bad family member

bad family member knows the birthdays are coming. but they don't happen in reality. because bad family member has created a completely new reality. so because these birthdays don't come into reality, bad family member doesn't buy birthday presents, send birthday cards, plan birthday treats. birthdays go unnoticed. birthdays go unnoticed as go illness, pain, new cars, births, deaths, marriages, first words, basketball victories, boyfriends, new jobs, and the whole other reality which bad family member doesn't live in anymore. because bad family member is very good at dissociating. at letting go. at forgetting. which is bad. but this is bad family member, and this is what they're god at. this and feeling sorry for themselves for being a bad family member.