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a woman was found running up and down her walls and ceiling in south-central london this evening. the fire brigade arrived at the flat -- situated in the "little portugal" neighbourhood -- just moments ago and are still trying to get her down. according to psycologists called to the scene, the probable reason for this unfortunate event is a combination of excessive amounts of energy and not enough to do. it seems that the behaviour started unfolding at around the time it became apparent to the victim that the only thing to watch on television was little britain's big swim. it was also noted that the woman had been wearing out-in-town type clothes at the time. witnesses close to the temporarily deranged woman speculate that she had been meant to be out that night, but circumstances conspired to bring her home earlier than expected. luckily, it seems the presence of some of london's finest may prove to be a soothing influence on the woman in question.

we will keep you up to date with the latest developments.