waiting for...

the man who can't commit, so badly that he'd rather suffer than have fun
the man who is so self-centered that he wouldn't notice if you dropped your knickers on his nose
the man who is terminally childish and can't ever finish what he starts
the man who already has a family, but not the balls to do what's right for them, or you, or him
the man who isn't interesting enough but will do (for what?)
the man who insists so hard on changing you that he makes you feel insane
the man who will pass up the chance of a lifetime to have a mid-life crisis (blonde bimbo optional)
the man who treats you like crap and makes you more lonely when he's home
the man who will leave you stranded one day waiting for a ride home

...and to be honest there is a better chance of a bus coming along,
so that's what I will do.