life is tough

he stopped over and asked for some change. as i didn't have any, i thought i'd give him some time instead.

he told me he came from scotland. that his sister and brother were both blond. that it was very difficult having a piss when there were no public toilets...

just the other week, off-duty policeman on a day out in the park with his children caught him having a pee behind some bushes and booked him for "indecent exposure". can you believe?