driving school in uruguay

1. keep your eye OFF the road at all times
2. adjust your seat-belt ONLY when you have reached a busy intersection
3. to help create harmony on the road, veer from lane to lane AT RANDOM, continuously
4. you must UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES indicate before you manoeuvre, ever
5. start crossing a road as soon as YOUR HEART tells you the light is about to go green. no need for visual confirmation
6. overtaking is the art of getting past the person in front of you NO MATTER HOW
7. speed limits are guidelines, always multiply by AT LEAST 10 to achieve desired speed
8. pedestrians and cyclists are on the road to TEST you: drive as close to them as possible, fast
9. no need for your car to be serviced. BLACK SMOKE is beneficial to the atmosphere and the community at large
10. male drivers - pedestrian females REQUIRE horn beeping, leering, gesturing, or all of the above