accusation

and so yes, you're then going to go to your blog and write about it. and of course, you won't be able not to check your email or go online and see if it's happened. and you'll say something about this. you'll probably say something about working in banks, or drinking too much white wine. or about how the old lady smelt of mints and worked out the name of the street out of the sheer foreigness of your ask. or you'll mention the dog and how he thumped you on the lip and you'll have a fat lip tomorrow and it really had nothing to do with anything. really you're just going to use your blog as an excuse to log in and see. if. it. came. and blah. blah. blah. you silly bint.

oh maybe i will, but maybe i won't. ok?