there was a time

long long time ago a girl with smooth skin and lots of friends travelled across the seas. on her journey she met a couple of giant squid with a weakness for guacamole. it was lucky for the squid but a tragedy for the girl that she just so happened to be travelling in a boat exporting fair-trade organic avocados from guatemala. the squid went completely mental. one of them grabbed hold of the boat while the other used his tentacles to mush the avocados into a seaworthy seaweed guacamole. the girl was sucked into the smaller squid along with a ton of the green stuff. this in itself didn't kill her, but in the squid's stomach she found a diamond ring that promised to make all her wishes come true. so she wished for everything to be ok. and the ring made everything ok. but then because everything was ok she got so utterly and completely bored she died there and then. and so it was for the girl with smooth skin and lots of friends.