established july 2005, and shrouded in mystery ever since.
Friday, July 20, 2007
proof
ok. i just put a coffee cup in my microwave oven. put the thing on for 20 seconds. opened the door. an ant is crawling around there....as if nothing happened.
And all that radiation has made me very bright, and able to type, and hungry. Hope you don't mind if I move in. I don't want things to get... messy between us. Only I feel I might be growing in size as well just so you know so don't get any ideas, unless you fancy your chances against a set of mandibles the size of John Cleese. We need to talk about the colour scheme to your bathroom as well. I'll have my breakfast at 10 thank you. Muffins'll do. Stay there and await further instructions, the ant
And all that radiation has made me very bright, and able to type, and hungry. Hope you don't mind if I move in. I don't want things to get... messy between us. Only I feel I might be growing in size as well just so you know so don't get any ideas, unless you fancy your chances against a set of mandibles the size of John Cleese. We need to talk about the colour scheme to your bathroom as well. I'll have my breakfast at 10 thank you.
ReplyDeleteMuffins'll do.
Stay there and await further instructions,
the ant