Originally uploaded by ladelentes.
this frog is terrified of women. because women just can't stop themselves from picking him up and planting wet, disgusting kisses on his mouth. silly women. and they keep giving him cold sores and all sorts of horrible cross-species diseases. it's only a few days ago he got rid of that nasty, nasty...well, better not to mention it here, really.
he's only a frog. that's it. plain and simple. a frog. nothing more, nothing less.
and i know that. of course. after all, i'm not the kind of woman who goes around kissing frogs, am i?
but the frog can't risk it these days, so as soon as i started to get close (just to take my picture, naturally), it jumped off in a panic, ran straight into the serpentine and i never saw him again.