Saturday, November 25, 2006

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in order to ensure an efficient service, please take a ticket and queue this side
we are sorry for any inconvenience caused during the renovation works
please keep your belonging with you at all times when travelling on the underground
alight here for buckingham palace, change here for the jubilee and picadilly lines
the flight arriving at gate 56 is the 13.45 Virgin Atlantic service from Rio de Janeiro
i know i said that's what i wanted, but i have changed my mind and now i won't let you go
to enjoy your chocolate gu, remove all plastic packaging and place in a pre-heated oven for 10 minutes
one day he will see that it's all so much more simple than that
stand behind the yellow line and let passengers off the train first
you didn't have to lie, she would have understood and now you've blown it
would you like any pastries with that?
i am drowning
delete as appropriate
mind the gap between the train and the platform
do not go past this sign
do not go past this sign
do not go past this sign
this is not a fridge

5 comments:

  1. "everything must go"

    "for one night only"

    "people are afraid to merge"

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  2. 電話を切っておかけなおし下さい。

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  3. i do try, but it's always busy.

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  4. Maybe you should use Skypee!

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