instruction manual

when handling ladelenteses make sure to keep them warm and well-fed at all times. in cold weather ladelenteses tend to get slightly craggy, and it becomes hard to tell when they are annoyed at somebody or not. hunger tends to blur their vision and makes them incredibly sensitive to irony. ladelenteses tend to hide everything behind a veneer of good humour and light-hearted jokes. do not be fooled. inside they are raging with all sorts of unexplainable feelings which will eventually come out one way or another. these range from the simple "i miss you" to the more complicated and wildly more dangerous "if i see you, i'll bite your head off" (scientists have discovered at least 1million different feelings which can interact in multiple variations to make each ladelentes individually petrifying) these feelings are completely indistinguishable from each other and it is wise not to assume a pre-judged position on encountering a wobbly ladelentes. either way, make sure to have an answer ready for every question, as lack of answers tends to exacerbate the reaction. how do you know a ladelentes is reacting? well, it's easy, all you have to do is [page of the manual torn]